space monkey

- Did you hear about the USSR's secret plan to mate humans with monkies for a super human, monkey army? - I thought the Americans or maybe Hitler's scientists beat them to it? - No, they just brainwashed their civilians to fight their wars. - Right, no need for making monkies, they already had tons! - But, yeah, sounds like some monkey business. - Sounds dumb to me. - So if a Russian goes up a in rocket, is that a space monkey? - Yup. We gave all those humans with low intelligence some alien-grade technology, to enhance their brains and their intelligence. What did they do with it? They put a Monkey in space. They nuked each other a bit. And They started brain control programs against their citizens. What happened when you gave regular people advanced, alien-grade technology? All hell broke loose when we gave those Monkies space-age technology. I think we would have been better off with a bunch of Monkies in space. What did they do with the electromagnetic mind altering, alien technology? They used it to torture their fellow low intelligence monkies. Guess we'll just need to learn how to live with these new age space monkies. You mean space age monkies right? Yeah.